Season 4, Episode 7 (44th overall)
Written by Barbara Herel, Jay Martel, Robert Mittenthal, Michael Rubiner
Episode guide
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"Timeless" is the 44th episode of KaBlam!. It is the seventh episode of the fourth season.

Segments Edit

Henry and June: Henry and June fill a time capsule that is to be opened in the year 3000 with items including Mark McGwire's 70th home run ball and Vanilla Ice's comeback CD. Henry's mom calls him during the show and asks for his report card, which Henry lies about and says it might have gotten misplaced. However, Henry realizes he put it in the time capsule and asks Mr. Foot to undig it.

Action League Now! - "Hey! Who Stole My Face?": Upon confronting The Mayor in the midst of his latest treachery, The Flesh causes both he and The Chief to take part in a blender accident. Once Bill the Lab Guy gets done with the operation, everything seems to be back to normal—except the fact that The Chief and Mayor’s faces have been switched! Being the dullards that they are, the Action League begin taking orders from The Mayor, while The Chief is imprisoned.

Henry and June: June sneaks some of her personal items into the time capsule while taking out Vanilla Ice's comeback CD and Mark McGwire's 70th home run ball, angering Henry.

Prometheus and Bob - "Tape #403, Dating": Bob tries to learn how to date.

Henry and June: To settle their differences, Henry and June get a bigger time capsule to fit more stuff into it. As they bury it into the ground, it crushes an elderly man eating soup all by himself below their panel strip.

Jetcat - "Lunchtime": During her lunchtime, JetCat tries to stop a whale/human hybrid scientist named Moby Dock from swiping all the water in Oddville, while Tod protects Melanie's mother's homemade chocolate chip cookies from any trouble.

Henry and June: Henry and June find the perfect spot to put a time capsule. As Mr. Foot digs up a hole, there is a time capsule from the year 1000 to be opened in 2000, which Henry and June toss aside. As they stand proudly over their buried time capsule, Henry then realizes he put his phone in the capsule, asking an angered Mr. Foot to dig it back up, once again.

Life with Loopy - "Down the Drain": Loopy tries to solve her father's sink drain problems.

Henry and June: Finally, the time capsule is ready to go, but before Henry and June bury it, they ask Mr. Foot if he wants to put anything in it. He then stuffs them in the time capsule. Henry has to go to the bathroom, but June says he's holding it for the next 1000 years.

Trivia Edit

  • Originally, this episode only aired until 2000 in the United States, however, why it was taken off air was unknown. The list of reasons speculated to the cause are:
    • Brief violence (dropping the time capsule on people).
      • KaBlam! was rated TV-Y7 in 1998, so this doesn't seem to be the case.
    • The subject of the Action League Now! segment (having The Chief and The Mayor's faces switched).
      • This segment aired on the Action League Now! television series episode "The Chief: Look Back in Anger", so again, this doesn't seem to be the case.
    • The episode was dated.
      • This is the most likely case, as items including Mark McGwire's 70th home run ball and Vanilla Ice's comeback CD were put in the time capsule, and the time capsule from 1000 said "to be opened in the year 2000".
  • The episode is also known by some as "Time Capsule".