Ryan Malloy/Quotes

Quotes

The Henry and June Show ("Be True to Your School")

• "Man, oh Manhattan clam chowder! I can't believe it, it's really you! ... Henry and June, just like on TV!"
• "Ladies and gentlemen, The Great Henrini! Da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da! Da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da!"
• "Ryan! [gets fingers stuck] Uh, what do I do now?"
• " ... Man, oh Manitoba! This is my lucky day! I'm sitting here with Henry and June! I can't believe you guys still go to school here."
• "I thought for sure you'd be at H.I.T.S! ... The Higher Institute for Tomorrow's Superstars. That's where ALL the kids with showbiz sizzle go."
• "Say, would it be possible to get a tongue-scraping for my collection? Really, any tissue sample would do."
• "Man, oh Man of La Mancha. Am I glad to see you guys!"
• "Hold still! I wanna get a souvenir bag of your blood!"
• "H.I.T.S? Are you kidding me?"

Going the Extra Mile!

• "Man, oh manifest destiny! I can't believe I won!"
• "I was waiting outside the studio, just in case I won. Some luck, huh, co-star Henroid?"
• "Hey, how about a guided tour of your dressing rooms? I brought special Ziploc bags so I can take home your dirty socks without upsetting the DNA."
• "Turn the page! Oh, let me! LET ME!"
• [holds part of ripped page] "I'm keeping this!"
• "Kablamedy! Good one, June! I also liked it the first time you used it, back in Episode 42! This will make a great ka-fun fact for my website! You guys have browsed it, right? Kablamfan.com?"
• "Then I guess you haven't seen my 'Henry and June: Before They Were Stars' page. Look, I posted a video clip of your very first media appearance."
• "Cool, huh? I also got Henry's first TV appearance on America's Nuttiest Home Videos."
• "Is that ka-sterical or what?"
• "Wait a second! The ad for the contest says the lucky winner gets to stay for the whole show, so we've got PLENTY of time to hang out! Man oh man, spacecraft, this is gonna be fun!"
• "Cut! Let's try that again!"
• "Man, oh Barry Manilow! What are you doing out there, Camera 1? EVERYBODY knows Henry's right side is his good side. Do I have to tell you turkeys everything?"
• "Don't worry, Henry and June, you guys were perfect."
• "I'm directing this segment of the show! Is that great or what?"
• "It's part of the contest, remember? [pulls out contest ad] The lucky winner will get a chance to join in on all the behind-the-scenes action."
• "Oh! I know what you're looking for. Stand by! [Henry & June banners show up all over the screen] Isn't that ka-mazing?"
• [drags piece of plywood with the show logo on it] "Man, oh Mickey Mantle! These suckers are heavy."
• "You know how the ad for the contest says the winner is entitled to a souvenir from the show? Well, I'm just taking my souvenir...the set. Back in a flash!"
• "Man, oh Manfred Mann! I still can't believe I'm here with Henry and June!"
• "That's a great idea! [gets suspicious] What footage?"
• "Man, oh Manchurian Candidate. That certainly IS some rare footage! You guys aren't mad at me, are you?"
• "Ka-WOW! Mr. Foot is throwing me in the trunk of a car! Just like he did to Hector in Episode 14, and Glenn Dilworth in Episode 33!"